Au Revoir

It is with great sadness and many tears that I am taking down Sarahspace. My life here has not always been happy and often downright miserable, but being able to share with you the little stories of my life has helped me through those times. After something truly humiliating happened telling you was freeing. After sharing with you the worst and laughing about it made it better. I have met some of my best friends from here and am actually really proud of the site.

I am sure I told you at some point about how hard it was for me to write as child. I had a terrible learning disability and could not write a complete sentence until I was 16. Even with the missing words and bad editing, the fact that you came and read gave me confidence that I would never have had without you.

But the time has come where Sarahspace can no longer be. It seems to keep hurting people who have nothing to do with it and it is not fair to them.

Truck will miss you

Pasha Bey will always love you

I will love and miss you more than you will ever know.

ps. You can always email me and I am trying to be better about responding. sarahspace@gmail.com

Generation Pure? More Like Generation Stupid Skank

There have been all these articles of late about how pure today’s teens are. I am sorry, but if you have blown 50 guys by the time you are 18 and take it the ass regularly, you are not pure and certainly not a virgin.

However, I think I will be buying this t-shirt from Wait Wear.

Good Day

It is always a good day when you wake to a message implying you are a whore.

It's been awhile

It's been awhile since I've engaged in any relations with the opposite sex and I believe that I'm having a little trouble walking.

Report on A Night Out

Participants: Myself, S (my new partner in evil whom I need to find a monikor for her), some boy, another boy.

Locations: S’s house way the fuck out in the country, a softball party, a toga party.

Outline of Events:

Enjoyed a lovely dinner with some drinks at S’ house.

Went to softball party dressed in our togas.

Had a some whisky, did a shot.

Headed to toga party

Got lost.

Drank more whisky.

May or may not begged someone to be my friend.

Nearly fell into a fire, Nearly fell into a pond

Stopped drinking because I was very drunk.

Headed back to softball party

Got lost.

Finally made it back to softball party upon arrival saw many person’s in various states of undress.

May or may not have remove clothing of my own.

Back to S’ house.

Watched an infomercial on The Tassimo Coffe Maker

Engaged in some sexual activity

Lessons Learned:

Yummy Pockets of Goodness are both yummy and good.

Dogs Rule!

Always include in a traveling party a person who can read Map Quest directions.

Never allow anyone to smoke a cigar in the Jetta.

When you walk into a room and there is a large man sitting bare-assed on a chair, probably best to just to turn around and leave.

Boys with hard muscles are always a good thing.