Me: I don’t think I love him

HereIType: You totally love him. That is the only reason I don’t hate him. If you didn’t love him you would see him for the shitty boyfriend that he is.

More Doggie Pictures

The reason I can't ever make my bed in the morning.

Sometimes Truck lets Pasha sleep on the bed too.

Dog Nipples

Getting back to real reason you visit this blog, tales of nipples. Granted this is not about my nipples but Truck’s. Yesterday, Truck and Pasha went to farm to get a bath and get all spiffed up. When they came home, I was told that Pasha was very good and got an A+. Truck got C-.

Truck has two nipples that are recessed. They are innies and often collected a lot of dirt. Every night I check his ears for dirt and occasionally check his nipples. As you can imagine Truck does not like having his nipples cleaned and often we have to wrestle. The groomer does not have cleaning nipples on her list of services, so last night I had to wrestle my fat hound so that he would be squeaky clean. I have a bruise on my leg the size of softball where he kicked me. The things I do for this dog!

Don’t read if you are squeamish

I have always had problems with my left nipple ring. It has never healed right and it would often bother me. Last week, I noticed that it looked like it was growing out of my nipple and I decide it needed to come out. So, I asked B to remove it for me. He went to garage and got two pairs of pliers, but I trusted him, so I was not overly nervous. He grabbed hold of each side of the ring with the pliers and opened the ring up. It did not hurt at all, so he thought that he would make the opening larger to make it easier to remove. He pulled the pliers apart again and proceeded to rip my nipple ring out, tearing my nipple. It hurt so bad all I could do was stand there and laugh. However, I do believe that I hit him and he does feel really bad.