Supper time

Pasha’s dinner
-The tops of 5 lemon poppy seed muffins
-2 sticks of butter
-A bag of broccoli
-Momma’s leftover pasta from lunch yesterday
- 3 cups of premium dog food
-A bite of rice pilaf

Momma's dinner
-1 lemon poppy seed muffin
-A plate of rice pilaf minus the bite Pasha helped himself to.

Free sex

I have had received many questions recently from men who want to know how to get commitment free sex. Why this question is posed to me, I have no idea. Sex with me is never free and most find the pound of flesh I take is not worth it. However, here is my advice on the matter. If you are one of the following:

A. Extraordinarily hot
B. An amazing fuck
C. Exceedingly wealthy
D. Really funny

You can get commitment free sex. Those who do not possess any of the above attributes must either work really hard to gain one of the above or shut the fuck up and get over yourself. Why would a woman want to have mediocre sex with some loser who thinks he is too good for her and is just waiting around for someone better?