Both funny and ridden with sex, angst, and self-loathing.

January 16, 2006

Bad Dog

I am not suppose to be on the couch, but it is very comfortable.

I am not suppose to steal Momma's Dinner off the table. She left the room, how I to know she was coming back.

I am not suppose to growl at Momma's friends, even if they are men who I know are trying to steal her from me.

I am not suppose to eat Pasha's food. He should eat faster.

I am not suppose to scare the mail man. What the fuck is this man ding coming to my house everyday?

I am not suppose to sleep on Momma's cream bedding, but it is very comfortable.

I am suppose to be a good dog, but it is very hard.



Posted at January 16, 2006 12:12 AM
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