I wrote this for another site while I was away. It is a bit dated, but I believe it to be a classic.

Everyone has a line that they will not cross, for me that has always been that has been no one pees on me. Well, now that line has been crossed and I will never be the same.

The new boy and Truck are still a little weary of each other. Truck can be a wee bit possessive and the new boy has had some issues with dogs. So while the new boy and I generally spend time together upstairs, Truck is locked down stairs which does not make Truck a happy dog. Last night after new boy went home, Truck and I curled up into bed together. Truck spent a long time sniffing around the bed and then proceeded to rub himself all the over sheets. I can only assume to replace the new boy smells with his own. When he finished with that he rubbed himself all over me. He used to do this when I came home from the poltroons.

After about an hour, he was apparently not satisfied. At which point, he stood up and peed all over me. I started screaming and rushing to pull the bedding off as I have featherbed and you can’t get pee out of a featherbed. The whole time I am screaming and carrying on, Truck stood next to the bed with most satisfied smug look I have ever seen on any male’s face.