Participants: Myself, S (my new partner in evil whom I need to find a monikor for her), some boy, another boy.

Locations: S’s house way the fuck out in the country, a softball party, a toga party.

Outline of Events:

Enjoyed a lovely dinner with some drinks at S’ house.

Went to softball party dressed in our togas.

Had a some whisky, did a shot.

Headed to toga party

Got lost.

Drank more whisky.

May or may not begged someone to be my friend.

Nearly fell into a fire, Nearly fell into a pond

Stopped drinking because I was very drunk.

Headed back to softball party

Got lost.

Finally made it back to softball party upon arrival saw many person’s in various states of undress.

May or may not have remove clothing of my own.

Back to S’ house.

Watched an infomercial on The Tassimo Coffe Maker

Engaged in some sexual activity

Lessons Learned:

Yummy Pockets of Goodness are both yummy and good.

Dogs Rule!

Always include in a traveling party a person who can read Map Quest directions.

Never allow anyone to smoke a cigar in the Jetta.

When you walk into a room and there is a large man sitting bare-assed on a chair, probably best to just to turn around and leave.

Boys with hard muscles are always a good thing.