Me: Hello
Pervert: Is Charlene there?
Me: Sorry you have the wrong number.
Pervert: I paid you $50, can I have a pair of your shoes.
Me: No
Pervert: I just want to smell them, can I buy a pair of your shoes?
Me: No
Pervert: For $50 you won’t sell me your shoes?
Me: No
Pervert: Why?
Me: Because my shoes cost more than $50.
Pervert: How about $100?
Me: Most certainly not.
Pervert: How about $200?
Me: Not enough
Pervert: How about $500?
Me: What kind of shoes do you prefer?