I get this call at 11:58 telling me the air conditioning repair guy is on his way. So I rush home. At 2, I call to find out where he is and I am told I am his next stop. At 4, I call again and they say he has just left for you house. It is now 4:45 and the repair went home.

I did get a lot of work done. I think better when I don’t feel like I am on display in a horrible cube. But I did have to take lots of breaks to scream at the beasts to stop being bad. I swear, I will send truck to live with gypsies if he does not stop barking at the window.

UPDATE: He showed up 28 hours late.

I need a fuckin' repair man. My toilet clogged last night. I had to pee in the sink.

i didn't need a repair man last night and i still peed in the sink.