Tom (my fictitious boyfriend) and I went to see Batman Begin this weekend and all I could think about when Katie Holmes was on screen was that she sold herself to that creepy Tom Cruise.

More proof Tom Cruise is not right: “Sex is great, if you are in a relationship. Otherwise, I find sex actually not so interesting. Without a relationship it is confusing.” No, Tom (Cruise) (I would not want to get him confused with my new boyfriend). Sex in a relationship is confusing. You have to be all concerned about the other person when you are in a relationship, or so I have heard.

(via Defamer)