I am not very jealous my nature, but am given to bouts of insanity that I believe to be brought on by changes in the Earth’s magnetic energy. For the sake of this discussion, lets pretend I have a boyfriend named Tom, any resemblance Tom has to any boyfriend I have had in the past or may have currently is purely coincidental. If Tom would have sexual contact with a woman other than myself this in itself would not cause me become jealous. However, here are a few factors that would cause me to become insane with jealousy.

• If the other woman was younger or older than me by more than 2 years.


• If the other woman was more or less attractive than me by a factor of 1 point on a 1 to 10 scale.


• If the other woman weighed 10 pounds more or less than me.


• If Tom took the woman to dinner, a movie or any other date type activity.


• If Tom had not provided me with the necessary quantity of attention, prior to the encounter.

Isn’t Tom a lucky guy?