April 04, 2005
Predictions on the new pope
He will be named Pius XIII.
He will know how to do the Mambo.
He will tell lots of jokes involving chickens.
He will like to water ski.
He will think GWB is a boob.
He will be overly fond of tequila.
He will nominate Denzel Washington for Sainthood.
Posted at April 4, 2005 03:22 PM
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