Getting back to real reason you visit this blog, tales of nipples. Granted this is not about my nipples but Truck’s. Yesterday, Truck and Pasha went to farm to get a bath and get all spiffed up. When they came home, I was told that Pasha was very good and got an A+. Truck got C-.

Truck has two nipples that are recessed. They are innies and often collected a lot of dirt. Every night I check his ears for dirt and occasionally check his nipples. As you can imagine Truck does not like having his nipples cleaned and often we have to wrestle. The groomer does not have cleaning nipples on her list of services, so last night I had to wrestle my fat hound so that he would be squeaky clean. I have a bruise on my leg the size of softball where he kicked me. The things I do for this dog!