I have to take a break from all this sex talk, I am just not that interesting to maintain that sort of conversation for too long. So we must get back to the real purpose of this blog, to publicly express my love for my dog. You must admit that he is the most handsome dog in all of dogdom.

Even though it is against the rules, Truck gets to sleep on the bed with me. He gets his own pillow. He often has doggie dreams in which I assume he is beating up other dogs to become the heavy weight fighting champion of the world. Sometimes I have to wake him up when he is snoring in my ear, but that does not happen to often. In the morning, he rolls over on his back and puts his head on my shoulder, so that I can rub his belly and tell him how handsome he is. Then he gives me a doggie kiss and we start our day. Him terrorizing the neighbors and me off to earn money to support him in the lifestyle in which he has become accustomed.