First let me say that everything I know about the act of fellatio I learned from Cyrano, so blame him if I got something wrong. Granted, I have never been within 1000 miles of him, but he still has been a great help.

Due to my self-imposed celibacy and my jaw reconstruction, I forgot how to suck cock. It had been over 6 years. So to re-educate myself I figured I should ask my male friends rather than my female friends. During my inquires, I found out that there are still some women who will not give head. I first thought this might just be a Louisville thing, as most of the women here are twits, but it turns out this is a national thing. A small percentage of women all over the country do not want a cock in their mouth. What is the problem? All I can say is don’t be surprised when your man cheats on you.

What I learned is basically to use a lot of spit, show some enthusiasm and make eye contact. Cyrano sent me about a gig of video clips to illustrate these points. I also learned all about cockgagging. Cockgagging is hot, but just don’t overdo and end up throwing up. That is not hot. Trust me on this one.

Now for the spit, swallow or facial debate. If you have some deep emotional problems that make you incapable of swallowing I suggest you go into therapy. I don’t get it, but if you are going to spit I think the only way to do this is the porn star way. And that is to spit it out so that it dribbles down you chin. In my opinion, your choice is either to swallow or let him come on your face. The choice is really determined by circumstances. For instance, did you just take a shower? Swallow. It is dark and no one can see? Swallow. Are you about to go out? Facial. Your boyfriend is really mad at you? Facial.

Here are few misc. notes. Vodka makes cum taste awful. Whisky on the other hand makes everything better. Come does not keep, it must be consume immediately.