Both funny and ridden with sex, angst, and self-loathing.

March 31, 2004

Some women get flowers

Yesterday I received the following and it was not even my birthday:

  • A DVD full of porn clips selected especially for me. I now know what cockgagging means.

  • A great piece of erotica written by a friend.

  • A gift certificate for Good Vibrations



    • Posted at March 31, 2004 04:35 AM
    Comments

    So do you know what you're going to go buy with your gift certificate?


    Posted by: Pete at March 31, 2004 08:35 AM

    Are these links work-appropriate? I'm guessing not.


    Posted by: jennie at March 31, 2004 09:35 AM

    Are you trying to muscle in on my goal to be the #1 Google ranked page for cockgagging?


    Posted by: Cyrano at March 31, 2004 10:19 AM

    A great piece of erotica? It can't be better than the letters to Penthouse. :)


    Posted by: Howard at March 31, 2004 10:37 AM

    Cyrano - I am just helping you be #1. The link will help. I have no aspirations to be google's number 1 cockgagger, that is all you baby.


    Posted by: sarahspace at March 31, 2004 11:00 AM

    What I want to know, is who gave you this gift? The guy from the weekend? Texas?

    Whoever gave it... it's certainly the gift that gives back.


    Posted by: jacinthe at March 31, 2004 02:51 PM

    All different boys.


    Posted by: sarahspace at March 31, 2004 03:00 PM