I don’t want to work, I just want to lie back in my comfy chair and look out my windows at the rain.

Send me emails! IM me, now! And somebody get me some coke!

I too am bored and non-productive at work.
The evil rain and random hail thwarted my plans of a lunchtime escape from the lock-up. Once two o'clock and the end of my lunch rolled around, the rain stopped. bah.
To combat my boredom I've been reading about tea and biscuits at "Nice Cup of Tea and A Sit Down" http://www.nicecupofteaandasitdown.com/. Who knew there were so many kinds of biscuits to eat with tea? Also, I wish I could write in British. . ..

Ahhhhhhhh! Your comment made me go to starbucks and buy biscuits. I can't stop eating them now. The rain has weakened my will power

Now I want a biscuit from Starbucks. I am stupid in the ways of Starbucks, having never been to one outside of a Barnes and Noble's Bookseller. I knew not that they had biscuits. 56 minutes and counting until I can leave and find biscuits and tea.

At least you all can leave work if you want and come back. Writing in British isn't hard, but if you do it, after reading too many books in British English, thesis readers give you a heck of a yelling

I can speak in a higher or lower British accent

Coke the soda, or coke the drug?

Jacinthe - I'll take whatever you got