Both funny and ridden with sex, angst, and self-loathing.

March 11, 2004

I am a very simple girl

I have a list of non-work things I want/need to do. Nothing would make me happier than checking off every item on this list. I believe that if I can complete this list, I may find myslef so at peace that I will join the convent early. Items listed in the order they were placed on the list.

  • Make my bed. (I mean actually putting sheets on the bed)

  • Make hotel reservations for trip to Asheville

  • Obtain birthday gift for IB

  • Make a new naughty video (I actually did complete this one, but you can never have too many)

  • Finish reading this highly informative paper on the Suez Canal, so that I will have an excuse to talk to the interesting boy who wrote it. (btw, my new favorite word: suzerainty)

  • Plan Pasha Bey’s belated birthday party.

  • Go shopping for spring work clothes, as I beginning to look like a slutty homeless zoo keeper.

  • Email back the all the people who wrote me this week.


  • Posted at March 11, 2004 12:56 PM
    Comments

    Slutty homeless zoo keeper is the new black.


    Posted by: Cyrano at March 11, 2004 01:07 PM

    So when will the video be on the interent? ;)


    Posted by: Pete at March 11, 2004 02:13 PM