Both funny and ridden with sex, angst, and self-loathing.

March 05, 2004

Underwear issues

I have heard that these tanga panties are supposed to make your butt look great. With my upcoming weekend getaway approaching and I can use a little help in that area, I order up a pair for myself. They do make my butt look good, but only if I don’t intend to wear clothes or walk. I might see if some double stick tape will help.



Posted at March 5, 2004 01:40 PM
Comments

Nice ;)


Posted by: Pete at March 5, 2004 02:49 PM

you can't lose with underoos, i'm telling you.

i mean, the type of men you'll meet who are into them are either immature star wars fans who never outgrew their princess leia fetish and will ask you to put your hair up in buns or avowed pedophiles with wallet full of photos of their co-workers children, but hey, uh, they. uh. they won't care what your ass looks likes. yeah.

you can't lose. i'm telling you.


Posted by: fishfucker at March 5, 2004 05:47 PM

It's so nice to see you finally coming out of your shell.


Posted by: Philip at March 6, 2004 03:21 PM