I just got off the phone with a Kerry fund raiser inviting me to fund raising breakfast. Kentucky Democrats love breakfast, it seems I get invited to a breakfast once a week. Normally these breakfasts run $500, but this is an extra-special $2000 breakfast. I told the lady that I’m waiting for John Kerry himself to make an appearance before I write a check. I plan to give Kerry his $2000, but I want a handshake from man himself in addition to breakfast. If I buy a man breakfast, he has to put out first.