Ya know how I have been making all this porn lately. Well, it has me looking at myself more often and I have developed a strong dislike for my forehead. So this evening I cut my hair. Not all of it, I just gave myself bangs. When trying to take a picture of my new bangs in order to get the opinion of my I.B., I actually managed to take a photo of myself that I don’t hate. New bangs aren’t visible, but I can’t get a photo of them that I like.

Must. Put. Money. In. Bag...

/inside joke

I can't be trusted to cut my own hair. My country roots make my hands shape my hair into a mullet even though I don't have long hair. It's pretty amazing.

i've been having a shitload of hair trouble myself.

i look at it every day, and I'm like: TODAY IS THE DAY TO SHAVE IT. THE BAD HAIR DAYS ARE NOW OUTNUMBERING THE GOOD.

but my vanity requires me, at the very least, to attempt an attainment of the ROCK STAR LOCKS that I know, I KNOW, I can grow.

but i'll be damned if i pay a stylist eighty bucks to make it look good, so I think i'm fucked.

I wanna grow a Mr. T mohawk

You're shorter than I expected, but delightful none the less.