I know I saw this in a couple of places, but I can’t remember where I live right now, so I am just going to pretend that I read it here first. Anyway, this got me thinking that if I had more time I would make a great imaginary mistress. I am not interested in being some guy’s imaginary girlfriend and have them making unreasonable pretend demands on me. It would be perfect for married men who are feeling a little restless, but do not to cheat on their wives in real life. I could send letters to their post office box or emails to their secret email address. I’d pretend to listen to them complain about their shrew wife and tell them I understand how hard it is to be such an important man. We could have IM sex after their family has gone to bed and do all the things their wife would never do. However, this might ruin my relationship with my internet boyfriend.

Pssshah!!! As long as you send me the transcripts afterwards, I'll internet-love you more than ever.

I think you're smart, attractive and cosmopolitan enough to turn this into a very lucrative business. You could even franchise.

It would be sort of like bozo, only with (slightly) more cybersex.

Ooh. That's a good plan. Then you won't know if the guy is ugly, fat, or has an obnoxious voice. Much pleasanter for all concerned. Will you get presents, or pictures of presents, though?

Very cool...and since you don't actually have to meet up with anyone, that will leave you plenty of extra time to string along multiple married schlubs...more sclubs means more presents (or pictures of)