January 21, 2004
Walking back from lunch today I was overcome with the most powerful chocolate craving ever experience by womankind. I had a healthy lunch of mashed potatoes and macaroni and cheese, but still I wanted chocolate. I went back to my desk and took a supplemental diet pill and tried to wait it out. At 2:30 I went down to the snack room thinking that I was just craving caffeine and got myself a coke. As I turned to leave, I saw them on them bottom shelf of the snack machine, HoHos. I can not remember the last time I had a Ho ho. I stared at them through the glass for what seemed like hours. Dare I get one? I spent a week doing nothing but lying in bed, so really, what is one small package of spongy chocolate cake rolled in goo and dipped in chocolate going to do to my already squishy self? I can start obsessing tomorrow, no? I reached into my pocket but only had 40 cents, not enough. Damn! I went back up and tried to take my mind of them in a short meeting, but the Hohos were still calling me. I went for a walk around the office, but the screaming in my ears kept getting louder. I finally broke. I went down to the machine, purchased my Hohos, snuck around the corner so no one would see me, opened the package liked it was Christmas morning and took a bite right there between two towers of storage. Oh god, I can not describe how disgusting it was. All that sugar and chocolate, blah.
Posted at January 21, 2004 04:15 PM
hehehe Those things are a staple in my house! WWIII breaks out if I ever let them run out.
Posted by: midlife crisis at January 22, 2004 09:36 AM
