For years, I could not understand how people could think George II is a good president. But last night something happened that explained all to me. I prepared to watch the State of the Union Address by taking a sedative and curling up on the chaise with soft objects to hurl at the television. After about 5 minutes of watching that man talk, I felt I was in presence of evil. I fought against the evil as it tried to steal my decency, compassion and intelligence. Eventually, it grew tried of the struggle and moved on to seek easier weak-minded prey. I believe the evil came through the television and knew that I was not at my usual heightened state of alert for evil and evil-doers. I was worried about the boys, but Pasha is pure of heart and Truck is Truck, could you imagine the embarrassment of having conservative dogs. This incident opened my eyes to the truth that the Bush Administration is Satan’s representative on Earth. Be warned my friends never look them in the eye even through the TV (I think if you have cable you are okay, satellite TV I don’t know. I am not completely sure of the physics of evil transmission.) and never watch or listen to one of them when not fully able to fight off their evil. Those who are not vigilant will become on of them.

Yes, you are correct. Why else would so many New Yorkers be crying over breakfast this morning.