I cut all my fingernails off Sunday on a whim? I discovered that it is much easier and faster to type with short nails than with long nails. However, I hate the way they look and can’t decide if I should go get new nails this weekend or leave them as they are maybe just wait the three months for them to grow out. I don’t mean freakish snake lady long either, I mean 1.25 inches long. If it wasn’t for this typing thing, I go get me new nails without question. Oh, the trials in my life.

Next up, do I cut my hair?

Ooh, stick with long nails and long hair. I have fantasies to maintain here, darling.

I agree. Long hair and long nails. Wahoo!

If you ask guys, they will *always say to keep your hair long. From what my boyfriend tells me, it has something to do with not wanting to date a "dykey butch girl" (those are his words, not mine, so please don't get mad at me.)

Also, I have found that guys will give whatever answer they think makes you happy, in the hopes that you will shut up and let them return to football.

yes, go with the long hair, long nails.. and don't forget the ample, hard cleavage you get with implants..only wear push up bra and panty sets in his presence. while you're at it, make sure you spend all your time catering to a man who probably can't dress, doesn't trim his pubes or armpits, doesn't offer much in terms of romance, and sits around watching sports all weekend

Long hair: easier for day to day life. Short hair needs cutting again and again and again. There's no end to it.

you spend all your time catering to a man who probably can't dress, doesn't trim his pubes or armpits, doesn't offer much in terms of romance, and sits around watching sports all weekend

um, "tired" in our culture, we have a word for a man who does all those things.

That word is "gay."

Yes.