I believe that I am on the mend; I was feeling well enough to sexually harass a waiter today. It really could not be helped, you see I have this new bizarre weakness for redheads with goatees. The worst part of this insanity is that every man I have met of this description is a weirdo. Perhaps it is the weirdo factor to which I am attracted.

Redheads=Trouble
Trust me, as someone who almost stictly dated Redhead for quite a long time! Lot's of fun, and yet lot's of issues....LMAO

Is your father okay?