My boring sinus infection has taken over me. I believe that it has morphed in to tuberculosis, but my doctor just gave me a more powerful antibiotic and told me to get some sleep and very nicely told me to shut up and go home. I am not really capable of writing any coherent thoughts so you just get another list.

Ali, from Living it Up

The man who kept humming and smiling in the elevator. Keep your good mood to yourself.

The man who would not stop coughing in line at starbucks.

The bitch who arrived 45 minutes early for her appointment at the doctor and caused me to wait

The pharmacist at Kroger

The owner of the black Expedition from Indiana who was driving down 2nd street at 3:05 pm today.

The unfortunate child at the market who was crying about wanting a box of twinkies.

The mother of the aforementioned child.

The woman who sneezed in the King Wok.

The host of Hollywood Squares

Mary Hart

I guess it should be noted for the record that I did not actually kill any of these people, just thought about it. However, the day is not over.

It's posts like this that make me want to be completely in internet love with you.

Just glad to know I'm nowhere on that list ;)