It turns out I don't have the flu, but according to Good Morning America flu season is not over, so I still have time to catch it. I just have boring sinus infection with a massive headache. I am not convinced that headache is related to the sinus infection, but am sure that I have some sort of brain defect and my head will explode very shortly. If such an event does occur I am sure that my parents will notify HereIType and she can let you all know the gory details. For the record, all my assets go to my brother to ensure that the boys continue to live the lifestyle in which they have become accustomed. Oh, Catallaxy when my brain does explode could you go over to the house and remove all the porn and related items before my parents arrive? Now if you will excuse me, I am going to go sit in a dark room and try to avoid any stimulation that might lead to my brain exploding.

I told you didn't have the flu. Do you need anything?

Can I have your hetero porn? I will sell it and donate the money to a good cause. Me.

If you do get the flu let me know. I'll send soup.

Brain exploding is so... messy. I prefer the long, lingering, painless deaths, myself.

Can i keep the porn?