After I came back from New York this fall, I noticed that I had porked on 15 extra pounds and went back on the “medicine”. I had hoped to loose 25 pounds by Christmas, but I allowed some quack to convince me to try some anti-psychotic drug of some sort. This crap some how has altered my brain to make believe I am not fat and I made only a half-assed attempt to lose weight. I did lose 16 pounds, but that means by tomorrow I have 9 pounds to lose.

Even I know that a person can’t lose 10 pounds in 24 hours, at least without hospitalization, but there are a few things I can do to look thinner. First was to get a tan. Yeah, I know tanning is bad for you, but I don’t care. If you’re a pansy, you can go get one of those spray-on tans. Then, I bought 2 gallons of water and I have these water pills that I got from, well I best not say. I should be able to drop 3-4 pounds of water weight if I don’t eat. God, I wish I could get an IV. I only packed dark clothes and 4-inch heels. Everyone knows that dark clothes make you look slimmer. The heels are essential because then you can add 4-inches to your height and 135 pounds at 5’ 10” is downright skinny.

Uh, you have the number of your diet "clinic" handy? Seems I porked up quite a bit over the holidays.

Girl 135 lbs at 5'10" IS skinny. You're scaring me.

Are you one of those anorexic/bulimic over obsessed women? Because I'm 5'2 at 123 lbs and everyone thinks I'm skinny.