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December 22, 2003

It only took 5000 years

But I believe that humans are very close to creating a lipgloss that will not kiss off. We’ve done it with it with lipstick, so the gloss can not be far behind. I believe that this will be the greatest accomplishment of the 21st century.

*Lip color was created around 3000 BCE in the city of Ur



Posted at December 22, 2003 11:25 AM
Comments

I found one once, in a local East End gangsta stylee make up shop that deals in cheap odd pots of last year's posh expensive make up. The downside to the no-removal lip gloss (which was grey) was that if you kiss someone, you pretty much stick to their lips. It was by Maybelline, but it's definitely not been continued.


Posted by: Vanessa at December 22, 2003 01:24 PM

Just think of all the wonderful implications of sticky lips!


Posted by: Waggs at December 22, 2003 02:45 PM