Since I chickened out on the house, I have wanted to spend a lot of money on something stupid. I want a new car. I know in my head of the evils of gas-guzzling, road-hogging, poseur vehicles, but I can’t help it. I am selfish and shallow. So I spec’d out a new mode of transportation with an Adventure Pack and it is completely reasonably priced. It is on sale. Would you dislike me less if I let you drive it? Come on my life sucks, I need flashy toys make me feel better about myself.

O no!

If you buy it... you have to drive me to lunch in it!!!!

Myself being from the country and moving into the city, I would say yes I could possibly consider hating you. However if you do get it, take it out of town so it feels wanted and loved, get it good and muddy. and enjoy parking it when you come home.