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November 25, 2003

The most horrible smell ever

I bought a new fancy vacuum cleaner this weekend, it is self-propelled and has lots of attachments. I have been vacuuming everything. The house is spotless and I was pleased that for once the house did not smell of dog. When I returned home this evening, I opened the door to the most horrific smell ever. My first thought was the boys had died and decomposed in the 4 hours I was gone. Then I saw that they had knocked over the trash and the containers of leftover Indian food I had last night were on the floor and clean. Truck has what might be described as a sensitive stomach, which results in a gas problem under normal circumstances. Indian food really does not agree with the dogs. I may make them sleep outside tonight.



Posted at November 25, 2003 12:15 AM
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