I have two dogs, Truck and Pasha. Pasha is a sweetest dog I have ever known. All he wants is for me to be happy and to chase squirrels. Truck is an asshole. He is self-centered, manipulative and just a jerk.

Mothers claim to love their children equally, but we all know that is not true. I try to love them equally, but Truck is my baby.

Maybe I am the asshole.